Sara made chocolate Oreo brownies and fed me like a mama bird when I was about to pass out in the corridor last night.
I met a guy last night and was so drunk that I told all my friends he was the love of my life.
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I don’t know how I pulled at all last night, let alone how much I actually did, because I looked like a complete dog.
True story.
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Being British.
Praying for the sun to come out, then burning immediately when it does.
Tan lines Burn lines.
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